(PresidentialInsider.com)- In a histrionic article published on Medium titled “I’m a Teacher. I’m About to Quit,” a woman named Jessica Wildfire, if that is her real name, claimed that “MAGA students” have made her classroom unsafe and “dangerous,” therefore she’s going to quit her teaching job.
Longsuffering Jessica bemoans these MAGA students for complaining about “safe spaces” and argues that the classroom should be a safe space.
Safe for Jessica apparently.
She claims these evil MAGA students have turned the classroom “into one of the most dangerous places in the world.”
The Americans stuck in Afghanistan would like a word, Jessica.
And what makes these MAGA students so dangerous?
They think it isn’t fair that Trump was kicked off Twitter. OH THE HORRORS!!!
They think Texas’ “Heartbeat” law is a victory.
They think Liberals like Jessica are panicking about coronavirus.
And, to prove their point, Jessica also complains that these MAGA students are anti-masking, anti-vaxxing conspiracy theorists!!!!
The drama of her Medium piece is so over-the-top, it reads like a satire from the Babylon Bee.
Jessica accuses these guys of being so dangerous that she is threatened by their very presence in her classroom. She fears they will harm her “just by breathing” by giving her a “breakthrough infection” of COVID which she will then pass on to her 3-year-old daughter.
She even claims that the presence of these students in her classroom is a plot by politicians to turn “their own voters into weapons” by sending them into her classroom unmasked and unvaccinated “to take me out.”
And to prove her point, Jessica explains that, though she is teaching remotely, eventually, she will have to go back into the classroom “where my state allows them to carry guns.”
Her screed is endless, but it’s worth reading because it is also endlessly entertaining.
Seriously, you will get to the end of it thinking Jessica is making the right decision quitting. Because a woman this paranoid and unstable should not be permitted anywhere near children.